No one’s going to make a movie about me.

Nor am I going to be a rockstar.

I am comfortable with this.

  1. dalmatio said: Be a great dad. It beats being a rockstar any day.
  2. jezebelthegreat said: I’m still topping our wedding cake with a Jason Statham action figure. You know, for Mom.
  3. do-over said: Not even our tube scene? *single tear*
  4. idsploder said: 20/20 exposé?
  5. tehawesome said: Finally! A proper title for my movie! “No one’s going to make a movie about me: The Unauthorized GorillaSushi Story”
  6. yellowcakeuranium said: Jason Bantham anyway