Money could buy me happiness.

The approximate price of my happiness would be $210,000. Hand me that and I’d have…

  • 3 hours a day at home with my kid instead of a 1/2 hr.
  • Enough money leftover every month to finish the hundreds of projects in my house.
  • Enough time to finish the hundreds of projects in my house.
  • Time with my wife for things other than eating, driving, and sleeping.
  • Time to sleep more than 6 hours a night.
  • 95% less worry about my day job going bankrupt.
  • Time to complain about more trivial things like this weather or the Tea Party.
We’re having a sick day.

We’re having a sick day.

Fill My Askbox!

I promise to ignore every word and make you wonder why you even bothered.

whitehouse:

Vice President Joe Biden, at the controls of one of Amtrak’s new electric locomotives in Philadelphia.

Punch it, Chewy.

whitehouse:

Vice President Joe Biden, at the controls of one of Amtrak’s new electric locomotives in Philadelphia.

Punch it, Chewy.

Every year.

Every year.

beautifulwickedn3ss:

thebatzim:

gabalotmom:

nearlynoramal:

snapthistiger:

kaycaroline:

This is the captain of the USS Floral Soda speaking.

snapthistiger:  Science Officer of the USS Blue Plaid Coffee reporting for duty.

You are expendable on the SS Black Coffee.

Shall I beam you up onto the SS Leopard Print Coffee?

But I don’t want to be the captain of the USS Red Pea Soup!

This is the USS Nothing chewy sweet tarts.

Proudly serving and boldly going on the USS Black Banana.

beautifulwickedn3ss:

thebatzim:

gabalotmom:

nearlynoramal:

snapthistiger:

kaycaroline:

This is the captain of the USS Floral Soda speaking.

snapthistiger:  Science Officer of the USS Blue Plaid Coffee reporting for duty.

You are expendable on the SS Black Coffee.

Shall I beam you up onto the SS Leopard Print Coffee?

But I don’t want to be the captain of the USS Red Pea Soup!

This is the USS Nothing chewy sweet tarts.

Proudly serving and boldly going on the USS Black Banana.

jezebelthegreat:

insooutso:

I’m thinking there’s a glitch in the matrix because I know those two cats. Warm looking blizzard, though.

She really is an adorable little kitten, though. I just wish she’d stop shitting everywhere.

Looks feral. Probably easier to just flush it down the toilet and be done with it.

jezebelthegreat:

insooutso:

I’m thinking there’s a glitch in the matrix because I know those two cats. Warm looking blizzard, though.

She really is an adorable little kitten, though. I just wish she’d stop shitting everywhere.

Looks feral. Probably easier to just flush it down the toilet and be done with it.

Fur coat at the hot dog joint. An accurate depiction of Geneva, IL.

Fur coat at the hot dog joint. An accurate depiction of Geneva, IL.