nickdouglas:

Chair designed for a cool youth group leader. YOU PICK UP. $5 or B/O

nickdouglas:

Chair designed for a cool youth group leader. YOU PICK UP. $5 or B/O

Converted to Tumblr-years, this translates to “dead, forgotten, sold most of your stuff on EBay.”

Converted to Tumblr-years, this translates to “dead, forgotten, sold most of your stuff on EBay.”

Recommended because you liked “Palindromes" and "Van Halen”.

Recommended because you liked “Palindromes" and "Van Halen”.

Money could buy me happiness.

The approximate price of my happiness would be $210,000. Hand me that and I’d have…

  • 3 hours a day at home with my kid instead of a 1/2 hr.
  • Enough money leftover every month to finish the hundreds of projects in my house.
  • Enough time to finish the hundreds of projects in my house.
  • Time with my wife for things other than eating, driving, and sleeping.
  • Time to sleep more than 6 hours a night.
  • 95% less worry about my day job going bankrupt.
  • Time to complain about more trivial things like this weather or the Tea Party.
We’re having a sick day.

We’re having a sick day.

Fill My Askbox!

I promise to ignore every word and make you wonder why you even bothered.

whitehouse:

Vice President Joe Biden, at the controls of one of Amtrak’s new electric locomotives in Philadelphia.

Punch it, Chewy.

whitehouse:

Vice President Joe Biden, at the controls of one of Amtrak’s new electric locomotives in Philadelphia.

Punch it, Chewy.

Every year.

Every year.