January 2010
200 posts
Jan 1st
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“I amaze the elderly”
–  that GorillaSushi person. (via atsirhc) Are you sending my Grandma pictures of your junk again? (via jeanharlot) First time’s free.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
"That low hanging fruit"
Jan 1st
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This year.
I did a lot of stuff. I worked for myself the entire year but I barely scraped by. Next year? Time to start profiting. Time to make big changes. Time to stop separating the design that makes money and the design that makes me happy. Time to fucking synergize.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Plans crumbled.
Wife went back in the loony bin tonight, one day earlier than expected (for her own protection). I considered one or two of the party invitations but, no. I bought a bottle of MD 20/20 Red Grape Wine and a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. I’m just going to chill the fuck out.
Jan 1st
December 2009
208 posts
Dear Gorilla Sushi,
aimee-b-loved: I really like your man-fur. May I pet you? And if I may, will you purr? Regards, Aimee Purring is for pussies.
Dec 31st
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GAH! Tumblr is my new mirror.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I invented Blagojevich hair.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
Stop studying Sarah Palin's boobs.
There won’t be a quiz. I promise.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Ugh.
She storms out, all fucked up on prescription drugs and who knows what to go drive to her dads house in a snow storm. She ends up stuck in a ditch a block away from her destination so she hoofs it. Dad’s drunk so they decide to leave it for the morning. The police just showed up at my door to fill me in on the hilarity.
Dec 27th
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Tag'd
I suck at tagging posts so today I went back through everything I’ve posted over the last 6 months and applied these two tags where applicable.. “Photoshop” to every original creation I’ve posted. “GPOY” to every shot of my brutish mug. Let’s take a stroll down mammary lane together, shall we?
Dec 26th
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Unrelated.
I own no products made by Apple.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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I am a festering plague of rage and sadness.
So I’ll be steering clear of the internet for most of the day.
Dec 25th
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The sad drunks have all been sent packing or...
Time for Mr. Jason to pour a tall glass of Cab, shake off the tension and see what his beloved internet family has been up to. Grilled Cheese debate? Really?
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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"Curing the cancer"
Dec 24th
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