May 2013
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April 2013
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HOLIDAY INN LOBBY IS EMPTY.
TOTAL BULLSHIT.
TAKING MY CHILD AND LEAVING FOREVER.
TT
thejohnblog:
I am going to be really sad and missing all of you people when those CHSH pics start rolling in.
Someone eat a pot roast sandwich for me and kiss Jason for me.
Not necessarily in that order.
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March 2013
15 posts
And now I'm playing the game in my head
where I fill in the blank for “Strap on dicks for _______”
• Liberty and justice
• Profit
• tress
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Dear Postal Service,
You need to make more money. We both know it. So, I’ve got an idea for you. It’s one of the many business ideas that I keep in my head but I’m giving this one to you because, let’s be honest, I’m more dreamer than doer. And by “giving it to you,” I mean putting it on the internet so you can read it, adopt it, and shower me with thanks because that’s...
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Sometimes I'll be sitting quietly in my office...
and I’ll whisper to myself, “You know what’s funny?” and then I’ll quietly go back to work.
I don’t know why I do this but it’s very comforting.
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A shaved head is the Schrödinger's cat of...
February 2013
8 posts
CHSHumentary
nopantson:
chshtweetup:
That’s right: The documentary filmed last year at the tweetup will be making its public debut the Saturday night of CHSH (April 20th).
The showing will be at 6p.m. at Mullen’s (NOTE: This is 30 minutes earlier than we usually kick off). If you were at CHSH last year chances are you’ll see yourself. If you’ve been waiting to sign up for CHSH, perhaps the time is now....
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Setting up an appointment to get my wife declawed....
Instead of watching the Sports Bowl, we played with baby, made a delicious dinner, watched some Law and Order, and then I fell asleep on the floor.
I was just about to watch some of last night’s commercials but the idea of voluntarily watching ads for things I don’t care about turned me off pretty quickly.
If someone was selling my kid, smothered in reruns with a side of something...
January 2013
13 posts
You're pretty.
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the great tumblr.: Birfday babby stuff. →
jezebelthegreat:
So our daughter’s first birthday is tomorrow. (I know! A year! What? What is that? That’s crazy, right? You’d never guess it’s been a year, what with the ten million damn photos I’ve posted of her. No way, a year.) Her dad and I are going to do a very mellowed-out little shindig at our…
