May 2013
9 posts
May 13th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
7 posts
Apr 27th
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Apr 22nd
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HOLIDAY INN LOBBY IS EMPTY.
TOTAL BULLSHIT. TAKING MY CHILD AND LEAVING FOREVER.
Apr 19th
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TT
thejohnblog: I am going to be really sad and missing all of you people when those CHSH pics start rolling in.  Someone eat a pot roast sandwich for me and kiss Jason for me. Not necessarily in that order.
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
15 posts
And now I'm playing the game in my head
where I fill in the blank for “Strap on dicks for _______” • Liberty and justice • Profit • tress
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Dear Postal Service,
You need to make more money. We both know it. So, I’ve got an idea for you. It’s one of the many business ideas that I keep in my head but I’m giving this one to you because, let’s be honest, I’m more dreamer than doer. And by “giving it to you,” I mean putting it on the internet so you can read it, adopt it, and shower me with thanks because that’s...
Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 12th
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Sometimes I'll be sitting quietly in my office...
and I’ll whisper to myself, “You know what’s funny?” and then I’ll quietly go back to work. I don’t know why I do this but it’s very comforting.
Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 8th
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A shaved head is the Schrödinger's cat of...
Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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February 2013
8 posts
CHSHumentary
nopantson: chshtweetup: That’s right: The documentary filmed last year at the tweetup will be making its public debut the Saturday night of CHSH (April 20th). The showing will be at 6p.m. at Mullen’s (NOTE: This is 30 minutes earlier than we usually kick off). If you were at CHSH last year chances are you’ll see yourself. If you’ve been waiting to sign up for CHSH, perhaps the time is now....
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 7th
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Setting up an appointment to get my wife declawed....
Feb 7th
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Instead of watching the Sports Bowl, we played with baby, made a delicious dinner, watched some Law and Order, and then I fell asleep on the floor. I was just about to watch some of last night’s commercials but the idea of voluntarily watching ads for things I don’t care about turned me off pretty quickly. If someone was selling my kid, smothered in reruns with a side of something...
Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2013
13 posts
You're pretty.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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the great tumblr.: Birfday babby stuff. →
jezebelthegreat: So our daughter’s first birthday is tomorrow. (I know! A year! What? What is that? That’s crazy, right? You’d never guess it’s been a year, what with the ten million damn photos I’ve posted of her. No way, a year.) Her dad and I are going to do a very mellowed-out little shindig at our…
Jan 5th
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