January 2012
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Things my child has developed over the last 3...
Disliking thousands of smothering kissesnom nom nom
A hilarious sleep schedule
Head-bob/grunt combo
Weaponized poo
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Oh fuck.
I have to call someone named Pat Ruff.
Pat Ruff.
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therealcherilyn:
apparently, this is a list of companies that support sopa, and those who put this list together says they are going to boycott the companies.. no wait… those who put this list together say that YOU should boycott the companies listed.
pssst.. apple’s on this list.
let’s see how true people are to really fighting the good fight against sopa, huh? whattaya say?
who you gonna...
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girl-detective asked: So: How do you like being a dad?
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Posting your height/weight to Tumblr
Because you’ve already struck out twice today on Craigslist.
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Negative reaction to significant snowfall.
According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival.
– Mr. Motherfucking Belvedere
After five days off from work, I have only one...
It’s an internal heads-up regarding free cookies in the break room.
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I can't take any pictures right now.
Because she’s all about the boobs. Breastfeeding was immediate and without a hitch.
C-section
6 centimeters!
FOUR CENTIMETERS
IT’S WORKING.
3.5 cm
METRIC BOREDOM.
No news.
Doctor is scheduled to swing by in half an hour.
Her water broke!
Epidurals cause uncontrollable farts.
Awesome.
They're starting the epidural!
Nothing new to report.
Law and Order is on. Baby is still internal.
2cm dialated
Doctors are considering switching up the hormones to move things along.
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Mightyquinn72 suggested we use a hashtag.
I suggest #theresatinyhumanabouttobustouttamyfiancesvagbutneilpatrickharrisisonthepriceisrightsothatsprettycool
Pitocin is in.
Getting settled. Chilling out a bit.