February 2012
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No one's going to make a movie about me.
Nor am I going to be a rockstar.
I am comfortable with this.
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January 2012
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sparkgrrl658 replied to your photo: Honey mustard chicken breasts and quinoa with…
do you guys have avocado with everything? i was just wondering so i can come live with you and/or wait outside for scraps.
Pretty much. We eats tons of vegetables but avocado is just about the only one we’ll eat with no preparation whatsoever. In other words, when I’m feeling lazy in regards to a...
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Things my child has developed over the last 3...
Disliking thousands of smothering kissesnom nom nom
A hilarious sleep schedule
Head-bob/grunt combo
Weaponized poo
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Oh fuck.
I have to call someone named Pat Ruff.
Pat Ruff.
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therealcherilyn:
apparently, this is a list of companies that support sopa, and those who put this list together says they are going to boycott the companies.. no wait… those who put this list together say that YOU should boycott the companies listed.
pssst.. apple’s on this list.
let’s see how true people are to really fighting the good fight against sopa, huh? whattaya say?
who you gonna...
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girl-detective asked: So: How do you like being a dad?
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Posting your height/weight to Tumblr
Because you’ve already struck out twice today on Craigslist.
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Negative reaction to significant snowfall.
“According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival.”
– Mr. Motherfucking Belvedere
After five days off from work, I have only one...
It’s an internal heads-up regarding free cookies in the break room.
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I can't take any pictures right now.
Because she’s all about the boobs. Breastfeeding was immediate and without a hitch.
C-section
6 centimeters!
FOUR CENTIMETERS
IT’S WORKING.
