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sparkgrrl658 replied to your photo: Honey mustard chicken breasts and quinoa with…
do you guys have avocado with everything? i was just wondering so i can come live with you and/or wait outside for scraps.
Pretty much. We eats tons of vegetables but avocado is just about the only one we’ll eat with no preparation whatsoever. In other words, when I’m feeling lazy in regards to a vegetable side dish, I’ll just split an avocado.
You can only live with us if you change all the diapers (approx. 842 per day) and wake up to feed baby (approx. 842 times per night).
The above reads “JASON,” written in my new favorite font, Illiterate.
I like to imagine that illiterate people can actually read it.