jezebelthegreat:

For Marley. (Taken with instagram)

My kid is fucking awesome.

jezebelthegreat:

For Marley. (Taken with instagram)

My kid is fucking awesome.

Grocery outing, pre-meltdown. (Taken with instagram)

Grocery outing, pre-meltdown. (Taken with instagram)

BYOB (Taken with instagram)

BYOB (Taken with instagram)

Accidental hairstyle. (Taken with instagram)

Accidental hairstyle. (Taken with instagram)

sexpigeon:

“And so I says, ‘It’s a radiant baby, big whoop.’ And now they says I can’t docent no more.”

sexpigeon:

“And so I says, ‘It’s a radiant baby, big whoop.’ And now they says I can’t docent no more.”

Baby’s first A.A. meeting.  :( (Taken with instagram)

Baby’s first A.A. meeting. :( (Taken with instagram)

Teaching her the proper inflection of “GET OFF MY LAWN”.

Teaching her the proper inflection of “GET OFF MY LAWN”.

I usually suck at stir fry but I rocked this one.

I usually suck at stir fry but I rocked this one.