Interlocked turning gears along the length of a Möbius strip.
OW MY BRAIN.

Interlocked turning gears along the length of a Möbius strip.

OW MY BRAIN.

NON-TIRED BABIES ARE ASSHOLES.

NON-TIRED BABIES ARE ASSHOLES.

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sparkgrrl658 replied to your photo: Honey mustard chicken breasts and quinoa with…

do you guys have avocado with everything? i was just wondering so i can come live with you and/or wait outside for scraps.

Pretty much. We eats tons of vegetables but avocado is just about the only one we’ll eat with no preparation whatsoever. In other words, when I’m feeling lazy in regards to a vegetable side dish, I’ll just split an avocado.

You can only live with us if you change all the diapers (approx. 842 per day) and wake up to feed baby (approx. 842 times per night).

Through the loupe.

I need to remember to make time for creativity, even if it’s just a quick picture here and there.

Through the loupe.

I need to remember to make time for creativity, even if it’s just a quick picture here and there.

Honey mustard chicken breasts and quinoa with black beans, corn and cilantro.

Honey mustard chicken breasts and quinoa with black beans, corn and cilantro.

So I guess when you’ve been cooped up for a few weeks with a baby, the grocery store is better than taking ecstasy at an amusement park?

So I guess when you’ve been cooped up for a few weeks with a baby, the grocery store is better than taking ecstasy at an amusement park?

Things my child has developed over the last 3 weeks…

  • Disliking thousands of smothering kissesnom nom nom
  • A hilarious sleep schedule
  • Head-bob/grunt combo
  • Weaponized poo

Oh fuck.

I have to call someone named Pat Ruff.

Pat Ruff.

The above reads “JASON,” written in my new favorite font, Illiterate.
I like to imagine that illiterate people can actually read it.

The above reads “JASON,” written in my new favorite font, Illiterate.

I like to imagine that illiterate people can actually read it.